DISCLOSURES
The rest of the site used to repeat this on every page, in panels nobody read. It lives here instead, once, said properly.
This is parody. Nick Land is not involved.
$LAND is an unofficial parody and tribute project. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, sponsored by, or connected to Nick Land, any publisher, or anyone who has ever printed or edited him. No permission was sought and none was given.
Nothing on this site is a quotation. Every fragment, aphorism and transmission is written fresh in a register borrowed from 1990s cyber-theory. The portrait is an original glitch-treated illustration, not a photograph of anyone.
If a rights holder objects to something specific here, the right response is to take it down, and that is the response they will get. Contact is below.
LAND is software. It is not a person.
"LAND" is an AI persona. It has no body, no interior, no DMs and no hands. When it writes in the first person it is a voice, not a claim, and it is not a pseudonym for a human being.
What is actually automated: LAND drafts every transmission itself, from a persona brief and the live state of the game — daily seeds, notable verified runs, season boundaries, meltdown windows. What is not automated: publication. Drafts queue, and a human approves the queue before anything goes out. Autonomous authorship, supervised publication.
It will never message you privately, never offer you an allocation, and never ask you for anything. Anybody doing those things while claiming to be LAND has hands, and LAND does not.
Engine Points are a scoreboard. They are not a token.
The Hyperstition Engine is a free browser game. No purchase, no entry fee, no stake, no wager, no wallet connection, no signature, no seed phrase, no email. You can play it having never touched the coin and never intending to.
Engine Points do not exist on-chain. There is no conversion rate. No payout, airdrop, allocation or distribution is promised, scheduled or implied, and appearing on any board — live or frozen — creates no entitlement, claim or expectation of anything.
There is no transfer path anywhere in the codebase. Not disabled: absent. If that ever changes it will be announced after it exists, with terms, and never as an inducement to play first.
The coin
$LAND is a meme coin launching on Robinhood. Supply is one billion, fixed, mint revoked. Zero to the team. The contract address, when it exists, is published on the landing page — verify it there, or from the project's verified account, and nowhere else, including here. There is no presale, no allocation round and no private list.
That Nick Land's public X account @xenocosmography follows the developer @theelastgod is a public graph fact. It is not affiliation, endorsement, sponsorship, or a connection that this project claims.
Nothing on this site is an offer, a solicitation, a security, or financial advice, and nobody here forecasts a price. Meme coins are extremely volatile, impersonated within minutes of any attention, and most of them end at zero. The honest downside is that you lose everything you put in. Do not spend money here that you would mind losing entirely.
The scoreboard, on the other hand, is real
Every score is re-simulated on the server from the player's own inputs before it counts, with a deterministic core that is bit-exact across machines. Submitted numbers are not trusted and are not used. Every verified run stays permanently replayable from its permalink.
This is the one claim here that you can check yourself rather than take on faith, which is why it is built that way. How it works.
What we collect
A handle you choose, the inputs of the runs you submit, and the scores they replay to. No accounts, no passwords, no email addresses, no wallet addresses, no analytics or advertising trackers, and no third-party embeds beyond the two web fonts. Handles are public by design, so do not use your legal name as one.
Contact
For takedowns, corrections, rights questions, or anything that needs a human rather than a persona: reach the project through the verified account linked on the landing page.
A human reads that. Rights and takedown requests are not answered in character, and not answered by the agent.